Doctor Misery

DOCTOR MISERY SAVES THE WORLD!
Or at least a couple of neighborhoods in Queens
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IF WE PERCEIVE TIME IS AN HOURGLASS, ITS THROAT HAS SHATTERED AND THE SAND FLOWS LIKE A WINDSTORM IN THE SAHARA. MAJOR BREAKTHROUGHS IN SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY AND PSYCHOLOGY HAPPEN DAILY, UNLEASHING GREAT FORCES OF RISK, CREATIVITY AND DANGER. WE MUST MASTER SUPERINTELLIGENGE TO MEET THESE CHALLENGES, OR AT LEAST PROGRESS FAR ENOUGH TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH. AS WE WORK TO INTEGRATE THE REALMS OF RELIGION, SCIENCE, PHILOSPHY, ITALIAN COOKING, AND SPORTS BETTING, THIS SITE AND THE NOVEL NOTED ABOVE CAN BE AN INVALUABLE GUIDE. DOCTOR MISERY IS INSPIRED BY RAPHAEL'S PAINTINGS IN THE VATICAN, THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, THE SYNESTHESIA IMBEDDED IN MUSICALS, THE SCHRODINGER EQUATION OF QUANTUM PHYSICS AND THE SUPERINTELLIGENCE EMBEDDED IN SPORTSBOOKS. JOIN HIS JOURNEY AND REAP THE AWARDS, PERHAPS EVEN LEARN SOME NEW RECIPES, THE STORIES BEHIND BROADWAY STANDARDS AND WIN A FEW BETS ON THE SUBWAY SERIES.

To master the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, the quest of Doctor Misery, we must attain the knowledge of the great masters as presented here in perfect proportions in Raphael's School of Athens, in the great Stanza Della Signatura at the Vatican Museum. This means mastering the work of the great philosophers Plato and Aristotle, analyzing the theorems of the great mathematicians Pythagoras and Euclid, deciphering the melodies of the composers George Gershwin and Leonard Bernstein, and comprehending the remarkable batting averages and slugging percentages of Joe DiMaggio and Yogi Berra. I know what you're saying. Who has time for all that math, let alone nights at the batting cage? I say there's no need for that. Using the techniques we will teach you on this site, you can become a true virtuoso of the Tree of Knowledge on a very affordable budget with plenty of time left over for game apps and Netflix.